The shortest distance between two points is NEVER a straight line (Day 36: 309 lbs)

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There’s no such thing as perfectly linear progress, folks. It just doesn’t happen. Whether they be external or self-inflicted, issues come up. They always do. I’ve tried this Keto diet before. Each time I’d make it a week or two and something would happen. Some set of circumstances that make it easy to justify giving […]


I Fucked Up

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The worst thing that could have happened as a result of this keto diet is that I discovered that I can drink and remain in ketosis if I don’t have have a sugary chaser. The last two nights, Friday and Saturday, I had a bottle of rum each night. I didn’t feel much of a […]


Why do I drink?

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The short answer is, I enjoy it. But that’s not a real answer. I already went over how much and how often I drink here. That post was about quantity, this post is to attempt to dive into why. I’m bored. Man, COVID lockdown did a number on me. I’m an introvert but the pandemic […]


Liquor Habits – Worse than I could have imagined

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I drink a lot. Like, a lot. I don’t need to drink every day and I don’t need to be drunk all the time, but when I start to drink, i DRINK. A fifth of 80 proof whiskey or similar has become a single serving. The Stats: I pulled my bank statements for the entire […]


I woke up. Not from sleeping… (Day 1: 333lbs)

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…but woke the fuck up. I feel like I’ve been going downhill for a really long time. Today I stepped on the scale and proved it. Holy shit. 333 Lbs. I’ve always been a big guy, but this stopped me dead in my tracks. How can this be me? I’ve been over 200 lbs since […]