Ketosis Achieved! (Day 5: 319.2)


My random brand keto piss strips arrived from Amazon today. I opened up the jar and let ‘er rip. The strip instantly turned purple! Beautiful, deep, glistening, plum colored keetoney goodness! I love that there is such a simple way to make sure I’m doing the right things. Screw up, and them little strips won’t […]

Breakfast – Bacon and Eggs for Life (Day 2: 328.2)

Wakey wakey eggs n bakey

Sometimes the Keto Diet doesn’t even feel like a diet. I love bacon and eggs. No. I LOVE bacon and eggs. Somehow me getting ‘healthy’ requires me to have a hearty breakfast high in fat and protein. How can this even be real? Breakfast: Sometimes scrambled, sometimes as an omelet, I cut up the bacon […]

I woke up. Not from sleeping… (Day 1: 330lbs)


…but woke the fuck up. I feel like I’ve been going downhill for a really long time. Today I stepped on the scale and proved it. Holy shit. 330 Lbs. I’ve always been a big guy, but this stopped me dead in my tracks. How can this be me? I’ve been over 200 lbs since […]